Old Timey sayings are retarded
Have you ever noticed how the things that don’t kill you make you weaker? Seriously, you’re never weaker then when you get a flu, even the days after the infection is gone, you still don’t feel 100%, and you will never feel 110%. I’m pretty sure I can kick the crap out of most people who just got out of chemotherapy, once the cancer is done. It didn’t kill them, but it sure as hell didn’t make them stronger.
Have you ever notice how great minds don’t think alike? If they did, there would only be like 1 invention in the history of mankind, and it would be not getting eaten by dinosaurs. Sure there are volumes of text that categorically proves that man came after dinosaurs, but with the invention of carbon dating, palentology, and basically all modern science, there would be no way to refute my claims.
I started thinking about all this after I bought my lunch earlier today. I spilled my milk. I didn’t exactly cry over it, but I was looking forward to calcium goodness, and I was definitely looking forlorn about all of it. What did the cashier do? She took it off of my bill. Had I been completely stoic about it, I would have probably had to pay for that tasty bovine libation, despite not having partaken of it. Maybe the saying should have been don’t pay for spilled milk.
